Lebensmittelhuldigung

Getting up in the morning
Slurping coffee in vain
Though there‘s that one remedy
Ready to ease the pain
So – You put the pan on fire
Make butterflakes haywire
Or take some olive oil
To make them worries recoil
You know the cure‘s damn easy
The egg shells still a bit freezy
You close the fridge, flex your neck
Ovoviparous attack!

Chorus
It‘s time for scrambled eggs, yeah
Make them shells go like „crack“
Let the sunny side squirm and turn on its back
It‘s time for scrambled eggs
Mix up the yolks – don‘t hold back
Pimp it up with peppers and ham
Make it live up inside your
pan

Verse
Upgrade your masterpiece
With grated cheddar cheese
For those who‘re hard to please
Add a quick lemon squeeze
Revive the birds and bees with pickled pumpkin seeds
A gustatory feast
That makes the tongue go like „Jeeze!“

Bridge
At first sight
It‘s all scrambled
But your life just got
Reassembled
Everything now seems so
ample
Protein‘s pumping up your
temples

Chorus
It‘s time for scrambled eggs, yeah
Make them shells go like „crack“
Let the sunny side squirm and turn on its back
It‘s time for scrambled eggs
Mix up the yolks – don‘t hold back
Pimp it up with peppers and ham
Make it live up inside your
pan

– entstanden im August 2022, Potsdam –