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Let’s go … lentil

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Verse

No matter where you go

They‘re selling corn and wheat

And add a cereal seal to any product you eat

You feel so breadly infused

Too much dough let go of your muse

So many grain-drained brains

But yet there‘re still no complaints

Cause bread‘s just too ubiquituous

But leaves it’s mark, so insiduous

So let‘s resist this pervasion

And embark a protein invasion

 

Bridge

Beyond the hills,

where there‘s a chill

and sunflowers grow

A magic seed was sown

Thousands of years ago

And since then its reign expands

To free us from this

gluten-contaminated spleen

that made us all too keen …

 

Chorus

Let‘s go green,

let us go lentil,

Let‘s do it just like

Gregory Mendel

When he was tired of breaking bread

He grew some lentils in its stead

Let‘s grab some beans and

fetch some peas and

force them bread crumbs

to their knees

Let‘s put a bean on

every steeple and

proteinize,

let‘s proteinize the people!

– entstanden im November 2022, Madrid –

The Hummus Way

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Verse 

You are veggie-friendly

And come in so handy

for a thousand different things

Your taste is multiple applicable

Your spread- and cook-and dippable

Your earthy note puts

together all strings

 

Chorus

Caviar, frutti del mar, pastrami

Are by far no match

against your umami

Baby your eyes look sad

Seems like you‘re missing

the right spread

I‘m gonna save your day

Show you the hu-, the hu-, the hu –

the hummus way

 

Verse 2

A tricky wicked chickpea seduction

No need to be reluctant

Whenever you are struggling

When you can‘t conjure up

your lumus at night

Put some hummus on

And light will strike

Take chickpeas, tahini,

Olive oil, cumini,

Add some Salt

and lemon juice

And let your hummus

on the loose

Chorus (2x)

Ritter Sport

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Verse 1

3 o clock in the morning

Train’s badly delayed

And this guy next to me

is mounching after eight

My body‘s letting me know

I gotta power low

But no cash is left

Seem like a hungry fate

But as I lean back in my seat

I feel subtle crack,

I‘m getting up again

straight as a bottleneck

I put my hands into my pocket

and feel a … Ritter Sport

Ready to save my night

Dub it a knight, oh Lord

 

Chorus

90 degrees per angle,

In every corner of each sweet quadrangle

Your bitter-sweet note –

a blessing to my throat,

it‘s my sugar sweet life boat

when joy seems remote

A different flavour behind

every wrapping,

will cheer you up

when the world’s  energy-sapping

It makes you leap up and

keeps your toes tapping

So fetch a square choc bite‘n unwrap it

When life‘s unkind Ritter Sport

is standing square behind (2x)

 

Verse 2

Yeah it comes in ever different fashions

And gonna fill you up with passion

If it was cookies and cream,

or vanilla scent,

or a cacao boost of 99 per cent

You may choose fruit infused

and truthful juicy bits

No matter what‘s up,

there‘ll be a choc that fits

 

Bridge
And when you wanna get square

with your enemies at night

Just offer them this kind of

chocolate bite

 

– entstanden im November 2022, Madrid –

Minced Meat

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Verse

You came undercover layers

Of sweet lettuce and cheddar

The first bite was without care

Goddamn, I should have known better

Cause you carressed my palatum

as as handsome as … Channing Tatum

Since then my pots and my pan

Have seen neither sausage,

nor ham

 

Bridge

Fresh like a kiss on the cheek

When the coast looks all bleak

There‘s only one thing to seek

Let‘s have a roast, let’s

have a roast

of minced meat

 

Chorus

Minced Meat

Convinced me

Cut from the rib, hip or the shank

From the rump or from the flank

I‘d give my last shirt and coin

To knive a slice of tenderloin

Minced Meat

Ever Since We

first met

In between a bun and

You were all

You were all well done

Banana Breakfast

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Verse

When life is hanging low

and tries to cut chords

When you‘re struggling to survive,

restlessly crossing swords

I‘m gonna tell you the best secret

of the lord of the rings

Because the source of all powers

lies in the simple things

Just have a yellow and mellow fellow

at your side

It may look a bit crooked

but knows damn well how to thrive

And if you strip of it‘s skin

You‘ll begin to feel renewed

Let your holy morning

be blessed by

This wholesome fruit

 

Chorus

A Banana Breakfast

against all reckless freaks of humanity

Keeps you ready and steadfast

The potassium is drumming up your energy

Your eyes shine brighter

You feel electrolighter

Bananas make you rise from scarecrow

to a fighter

– entstanden im Oktober 2022, Madrid –

Peachful Harmony

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Verse 1

If your day tastes bitter

And all of your glitter and

Gold seem to‘ve been sold

When your good vibe is on hold

And you can‘t help it but scold

Anyone with doom and gloom

And then sneack back in your cacoon

Dopamin‘s not crossing the border?

Peace of mind out of order?

When life does nothing but leach

Sink your teeth into a

Peach

 

Chorus

Yeah if you grapple with life‘s apples step back

and grab a peach on the tree

Yeah if the day sucks like a leach

And you feel all besieged

Hit the fruit and your mood will find

Peachful harmony

Will find find peaceful harmony

Yeah, I‘m gonna teach you that‘s the way to find

peachful harmony

Verse 2
Oh I can tell you there‘s no need 

for a preacher

Baby as soon as you‘ll get yourself a peach somewhere

Your on the loose, take in the juice

Let the vitamin infuse,

produce goosepumps on your skin

Cause with a peach within reach

you’re even shining from within 

Chorus (2x)

– entstanden im Oktober 2022, Madrid –

Scrambled Eggs

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Getting up in the morning
Slurping coffee in vain
Though there‘s that one remedy
Ready to ease the pain
So – You put the pan on fire
Make butterflakes haywire
Or take some olive oil
To make them worries recoil
You know the cure‘s damn easy
The egg shells still a bit freezy
You close the fridge, flex your neck
Ovoviparous attack!

Chorus
It‘s time for scrambled eggs, yeah
Make them shells go like „crack“
Let the sunny side squirm and turn on its back
It‘s time for scrambled eggs
Mix up the yolks – don‘t hold back
Pimp it up with peppers and ham
Make it live up inside your
pan

Verse
Upgrade your masterpiece
With grated cheddar cheese
For those who‘re hard to please
Add a quick lemon squeeze
Revive the birds and bees with pickled pumpkin seeds
A gustatory feast
That makes the tongue go like „Jeeze!“

Bridge
At first sight
It‘s all scrambled
But your life just got
Reassembled
Everything now seems so
ample
Protein‘s pumping up your
temples

Chorus
It‘s time for scrambled eggs, yeah
Make them shells go like „crack“
Let the sunny side squirm and turn on its back
It‘s time for scrambled eggs
Mix up the yolks – don‘t hold back
Pimp it up with peppers and ham
Make it live up inside your
pan

– entstanden im August 2022, Potsdam –